Ryan: [on getting through airport security] Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left. Bingo, Asians. They pack light, travel efficiently, and they have a thing for slip-on shoes. Gotta love ‘em.
Natalie: That’s racist.
Ryan: I’m like my mother. I stereotype. It’s faster.
(Source: francodave)
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