Shut the Punk Up.: Archive

“The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy.”

– John Galsworthy

Dec 31st

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missteenamerica replied to your photo: Korean BBQ bánh mi sammich. From Pho is for… i seriously just came in my own mouth. Man, if my penis were in my mouth, my teeth would have been covered in jizz. It was DELICIOUS.

Dec 31st

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Into It. Over It. - “PROPER”

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Pho.

Right now, this sounds pho-cking awesome. (If that did not sound completely unchanged, you’re not sayin’ it right)

Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Reason I'm a Proud American #63

Today is Boxing Day. Countries like the UK, Canada, Australia observe a federal holiday that involves giving a box of food to those less fortunate. We Americans like our holidays to be a little more self-serving than that. AFTER-CHRISTMAS SALES FUCK YEAH!!!!!!11!!!!!

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Trojan Man ad on Hulu. “Is this ad relevant to you?” Fuck off, Hulu.

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gorillajail: sleigh bells : born to lose reign of terror : february 14 on mom + pop / neet i like it because it uses some of the same ingredients as treats but doesn’t come out as dance-y party rock. i can’t wait for more I’m not gonna lie: the prospect of a new Sleigh Bells record genuinely excites me. I enjoyed the hell out of the first one.

Dec 21st